Sorry, all. I've had a busy week and the weekend is even busier, so I've been taking a wee break from the site. I've thought of a million things I wanted to talk about, but I never got around to sitting down to do it. I've been happy though. I've been so damn happy I wouldn't know where to begin to describe it.

Oly had reminded me recently of a particular event in the history of Bostonian parties that I thought I would mention here for shits and giggles. Those who were there will appreciate it. It isn't an actual story. Here's what happened: We were all at some party that was so incredibly boring that I was searching for any kind of entertainment. This was maybe three years ago? I was a sophomore at BC. Anyway, I found a roll of scotch tape. I began with the simple taping my nose up. Soon, I was taking little pieces of skin on my face, stretching them in various directions, and pinned them with the tape. After enough work, I looked like I had been in a severe car accident. I deformed myself with the tape. I walked out of whatever room I had hidden myself in and went back into the party. I've never seen such reactions. They all knew it was tape, but they were horrified. A fascinating experiment. "Would you still be friends with me if I got into an accident and looked like this afterwards?" I asked every person at the party. The yes's were few, and even those were reluctantly said. I have a picture of me from this, I will HAVE to post it here early next week to show you. Oly told me the other day that of all the stupid stunts I pull at dying parties to make people laugh, this one has scarred him for life. I usually dress up and do imitations of Eryka (is this spelled wrong?) Badu or Selena, but I have to say the face deformity was by far the most interesting, but least funny. Please try it and get back to me with the reactions. Yeah, face-taping will be your homework assignment. Enjoy. Okay, I'm off.