Well, this time the bitch just straight up disconnected the phone last night so it couldn't ring at all. Can't believe her. It's quite simple though. She has the electricity bill and I'm not paying it until I have a dial tone at night with a call coming in that she doesn't bitch about. What is it, 8 days and counting before the nasty ho is out of my house? Sweet.

Okay, so I have to read this book by 3pm. I think I can do it. No, I really can't, but I'm really going to try. Coffee shops, man. The ONLY way I can get shit done. Ugh.

Also, can Mad About You be one the greatest shows ever? Lifetime is completely smeared with it, and I'm so happy about it. It's on for an hour in the morning, an hour in the afternoon, and an hour at night. Six episodes a day, if I wanted. I forgot that it was one of my favs. I love that opening song too. Those little bongos, bum badda bum bum, bum badda bum bum "Tell me why" badda bum bum "I love you like I do. Tell me WHO," badda bum bum "can stop my heart as much as you. So let's take each others' hand as we jump into the FINAL FRONTIERE" badda bum bum. "Mad about you, baby. Yeeeahhh..." They are the best couple EVER. Katie is obsessed with me, so I'm not alone. Yey. Also, how can they not kiss Murray's head all the time. They never kiss that dog. That dog is so damn cute I just want to bury my head in him all day. Whatever, I'm totally procrastinating. Must read.