Well, my Wednesday entry is taken down - you know, the really entertaining one about the whore. Apparently, she's called a lawyer now. Since I don't know much about the law, my idea of researching it is asking a few friends who also know nothing about the law. So, they said it was freedom of speech, not slander, not defamation because I didn't use her name. However, one of my roommates said that because it is obvious who I am talking about, therefore it counts, or some bullshit like that. I'm not fucking with the law though. I don't feel like I lost because it really only gives me the opportunity to have more fun with clever ways of dealing with the ho. Well, we'll have to be more creative then, won't we?

Now, I think we should talk about this instead of the phone incident. First off, she's embarrassed because she has friends who check this site. Did you all pick up on the first part? She has friends. Wait a minute, no I think she said that she knows people who checks the site. Yeah, that's right. That makes much more sense. Okay, now if these people are checking my site...it means they are on my team. Who regularly checks my site to see what I think about every fucking day who hates me? If they DO hate me and are curious what someone they "don't give a shit about" thinks, then who are the losers again exactly? Me? No, don't think so. So, we'll go with that they like me, and if so, I bet they had some SERIOUS enjoyment with that entry. I personally know MANY people who brimmed tears from laughter. You know why? Cause we all know what I said was true.

So, did I tell you she was psycho? My other roommates had to tell her to suck it up about the phone off the hook situation. She can't even say that she doesn't want to be woken up because if she felt that, she wouldn't have taken the phone off the hook, she would have just turned her ringer off. THIS IS THE PSYCHOPATH I'M DEALING WITH. Part of me thinks that she didn't mean to cut off the line. Part of me thinks she thought that was the only way to keep it from ringing. No, she isn't vindictive, she's just plain stupid. What smart person pays for a lawyer because she's afraid of my big bad words on a website when I don't even use her name? God, I am just fascinated by her lameness.

Hey, I'd be more creative about this fungus of a human, but I'm hungover and need to go to IHOP.