Watching Sorority Life with my friend Mike. Um...can we talk about those lame ass poems those lame ass sisters wrote?

Hello Jordon
You are not Gordon
Do you drive a Ford-on
I hope you don't die from boredom

Okay, I'm a girlie girl, but come the fuck on. That's lame. Oh, we'll bake you cookies because that means we're sweet and girls. We're going to make a few more collages and maybe play with our My Little Ponies. I'm mean. Sorry.

So, Mara and Jordon aren't joining, eh? Mike is convinced that Mara is quitting because Jordon convinced her, but that she really did want to be in Sigma. Well, because Jordon and Mara aren't joining, I really don't feel the need to watch the last 7 minutes, but I probably will.

I was productive like I said I would be today. I am having surgery a week from Tuesday. Getting all four completely impacted wisdom teeth out which make me a vegetable for a little over a week before I head to Chicago.