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Crib Crashers. This only goes to show that TLC has succeeded
in creating a show so popular that MTV needs to copy it. Props
to Trading Spaces yet again. God, it's kind of annoying. I
just wish they would at least acknowledge Trading Spaces rather
than pretending its original. Then again, MTV bore reality
tv, so I guess it's fair.
Okay, so this weekend just got worse and worse. I was depressed
and crying about my life Sunday night only to be woken up
by three men pounding the shit out of my bathroom with mallets.
(My dad is getting the bathroom redone) It felt like a wrecking
ball was smashing against my head. I got no sleep then had
to head up to Boston in Deathtrap (my car). I'm driving, I'm
driving, and then it sounds like jackhammer is in my car when
I press the gas. "Can you hear that?" I said to
R.K. who was on the phone. He could only hear the rain. It
wasn't raining, so I guess that's a story in itself, but it
goes on. Anyway, it gets louder and more violent and then
goes completely silent. I decide to slow down and pull over,
but it turns out the slowing down wasn't my choice. The gas
was not working. "Okay, turn on your hazards and turn
off the car," says RK. I go to turn Deathtrap off and
it's already off, and not even considering turning back on.
Luckily Deathtrap and Karma managed to work out a deal and
we landed walking distance from a garage that had AAA towing.
I drive home in the tow truck with John, the friendly AAA
man, and I cried to RK. I don't know what will happen to Deathtrap,
but my mom says not to worry about it because I get to focus
my attention on getting my impacted teeth torn out of my head
tomorrow, the same day I get my period. I'm losing enough
blood tomorrow to supply a horror film. Seriously, it'll be
that scene in The Shining when all the blood comes out of
the fireplace and floods the room. No murdered twins, just
my wisdom teeth and uterus. Sorry, too far? Still, I'm going
to have to go straight vampire style to restock. Well, the
long weekend is over, so hopefully things will start to look
up. I'm tired and I need to relax. Thank God for Friends
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