Let's talk superficial for a bit.

Firstly - my new shampoo, conditioner, and volumizing root lifter - AMAZING. Best products I've had so far. Amplify. So great, you have to get it.

Okay, J. Lo. We've discussed this before, but we need address it again. I think I hate her now. Seriously, she sucks. Okay, married twice in one year. Does she know what marriage even is or is she confusing it with hairstyles? You don't fucking change it up over and over. Ben, tell me what you are thinking. This chick understands vows about as much as she can think she can sing. Is this wrong of me to say? Okay, she's pretty, fine. I don't give a fuck anymore. There are other pretty people to look at who don't piss me off. Stop giggling, you stupid bitch. You are not a nice girl. I met someone this weekend born and raised in the Bronx. Apparently J Lo was there recently...like 20/20 or something. She said that as soon as the cameras were off, she stopped smiling and fucking pushed away the kids who were around her. Apparently, the community is so pissed at her because she talks about being from there so much, but she never gives back to the community at all. They say they're sick of her and some places won't even serve her. They say she's just using the Bronx to appear down to earth, to capitalize on 9/11, but she doesn't give a shit about them. In the interview, she showed a pic of a different high school that I guess looks more impressive than the one she went to. That's what this girl from the Bronx says, anyway. I take her word over anything else.

Also - Winona. I don't know, that sounds pretty funny to me. What's her deal? Why steal? She doesn't need to. It's nice to know you don't get away with everything just because you're a celebrity. I wonder what her sentence will be. It's just so weird, and I don't know why it's funny, but it is. You steal, you pay for it. She made her bed - get comfy and take a nap, Winny.

I'm watching Les Miz in concert, and I have to say, this shit will never stop giving me chills. So great. Explain to me this talent. Can you do it? It's just amazing. Okay, I'm done. Nothing more to share today.