Let me begin by saying Mr. T's I-pity-the-fool thing makes me very sad. And I think it makes him sad too.

Okay, so I tried doing the contact lense thing a while back and it wasn't working too well for me. I found myself constantly irrited by these things in my eye that feel like eyelashes, and though it'll be crystal clear for five minutes, somehow, it gets really blurry, like I have grease on the back of my eyelids that keep smearing them. When I put drops in them, they clear, so explain that. It really gets totally blurry. Problem is, these glases suck, and glasses aren't very convenient. I need to get used to these things. I guess it could be this particular pair. I ordered new ones, and they're supposed to fit better, so maybe there won't be a problem. I really hoped to wear them tonight for my first night at work, but I guess it's a bad time to experiment with my eyes. Especially now. I'm already being threatened to be fired before I've even started. Apparently, the owners and managers are pissed as hell with the barstaff because they are not fast enough. I know I haven't had much experience, and that computer system scares me a bit. I have a lot riding on tonight. I have to be really good at this.