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I’m writing
this on Monday night, but it’s being posted on Tuesday
because my goddamn site decided to have a breakdown AGAIN. It’s
driving me crazy. Why on a Monday night when Tuesday morning
people want to read this shit this most? This is the kind of
thing that is so annoying, and there’s nothing you can
do to get out the anger other than say, “God, this fucking
sucks, I’m so pissed,” about a billion times, which
is not gratifying whatsoever.
Tonight was a real success at worknot. I made a $42, but I spent
$4 on the dinner I bought there. Hmmm…not so good. Maybe
it was the weather? One of my tables was a couple who were BOTS
fans – the guy being particularly lame. They asked me
who was the most normal person there – I told them Anne.
Then the guy cracked some stupid grin and asked, “Uh…did
David sing to you, “Come on be my baby tonight?”
I could feel his dumbass laughing inside, like he just said
something brilliant and he’s going to go home and tell
his friends that he did so. I couldn’t even muster up
enough energy to entertain his lameness. “No. He didn’t.”
The guy then responds, “New Orleans, now that was my favorite
season.”
Why do people do this? Why don’t they understand when
they are insulting? Why didn’t he just say, “I didn’t
like your season as much as I liked others. You were 1/7th of
it, but I found you to be less entertaining.” If one more
person says that to me, I’m just going to start responding,
“Really? Well that other table is my favorite of all my
tables tonight. You are NOT my favorite customer, just so you
know.”
Unbreakable is on. Doesn’t that movie just make you feel
like everyone in the world is evil? I remember watching it feeling
so upset about how many bad people there are. Yeah, I think
there is a lot of good out there, but there is so much bad,
and it’s all around you. There is so much that even a
superhero couldn’t stop it all, but he would always be
aware that it was going on. How horrible is that? Having to
choose which person to save, which crime to stop? Trying to
decipher who is worthy of your help, all the while knowing that
someone will suffer because you could not help them at the same
time? I would hate to be a superhero.That’s how the movie
makes me feel anyway. But the movie also brings up a few fascinating
ideas. First of all, the concept of true heroes and true villains.
Then the feeling of each person having a life purpose, and when
we do not fulfill our life purpose, we feel a perpetual sadness
until we do. That is something that will always interest me.
I have off of work for two days. I’m so excited. Also,
I’m working Valentine’s Day, and the theme of the
night is Pimp and Ho’s. Why are we having a Pimp and Ho’s
party on Valentine’s Day? Does anyone else find this to
be…contradictory? It’s supposed to be a day of Lovers.
I’m dreading it so much. It’s going to be retarted.
It’s all bitter single people slutted out more than usual
as an advertised THEME. Why don’t we just call it, “Fill-the-room-with-smoke-and-fuck-on-the-bar
party. Oh, and tip your waitressnot.” What a nightmare.
Do you think they can make oxygen masks part of the uniform?
Oh, that would be amazing.
I don’t like the 5th Wheel. It’s no Blind Date,
Elimidate, or Dismissed. Nothing is worse than Tail Daters.
That’s complete shit. Actually, they’re all shit,
which I don’t mind. Guilty-pleasures, but Tail Daters
and 5th Wheel aren’t even fun. Who else is fucking dying
to see the Blind Date uncensored video? That has to be some
good shit. Oh course, after you watch it, you’ll need
to take nine showers just to get that smut off you mind.
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