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I've seen almost every episode of Joe Millionaire, though I've
never heard it because I've been at work, and it's been on one
of the TVs. So, without knowing that's going on, what the girl's
personalities are like, I can tell you this much: they are NOT
CUTE. That one blond chick looks like a rich man's Bebe from
Sorority Life. Do you see it? I don't like Joe or the girls,
so I don't really care what happens. That's a shame, it looked
fun.
So, Jack, my blue violet Beta fish has not been well recently.
He hasn't been eating, he sleeps too much, and he hasn't been
fighting with Tyson, and Jack used to be so feisty. He has a
few white spots on him, so I went to Petco to tell them the
problem. Eric, Petco's "fish expert" who was paged
to the front to talk to me was the least enthusiastic man alive.
I'm not even sure he was alive. I followed him to the fish section
where he handed me some capsules. I wanted to talk to him about
it, so I asked him what I should do. Disgruntled and annoyed,
he turned the packet around and just pointed to the directions.
Thanks, Eric. I suggested half a capsule. Now, this powder was
supposed to go right into the tank, but it isn't really dissolving.
The powder was light light green, but now that it's distributing
throughout the tank, the whole tank is green - a really cool
shade of green, but it doesn't look like whatever. I don't see
how this will fix things. Now I'm all worried about him. I think
he was pissed that I went away. I think he got depressed, and
you know how you get sick when you're depressed. Poor Jack.
It's 18 degrees here in Boston. I don't think it'll ever stop
being cold. It's 42% humidity, and it's actually 7 degrees windchill.
Nightmare. Dew point is -2 degrees. Not sure what that means.
Oh wait, no it means it's COLD. Doesn't even feel like air.
Feels like you're swimming in a freezing pool.
I'm watching American Idol right now. First off, I'm a total
idiot. I was taping it so that I can watch it later with Laura
at her friend's apartment. I didn't want to watch it twice,
so I changed the channel why I taped it so not to spoil it.
However, if you change the channel, then you're taping what's
on the TV...it is for my VCR anyway. Fucking moron. So here
I am, watching Gilmore Girls, bored to tears, and taping it
instead of American Idol. So, I didn't get to hear everyone.
Okay, I think it's really lame to insult Simon when he doesn't
like you. I think you show class when you allow someone to judge
you - especially if they are a profession judge. Saying shit
like, "People who judge others are only upset because they're
missing something in their own lives, " or whatever this
chick just said doesn't give her spunk or personality. It makes
her defense. Can you imagine the Olympic judges giving a gymnast
a 5.0 and the gymnast running out on the mat screaming, "Oh
yeah??? Well, can YOU do what I just did? I think you're a loser,"
and laughing her ass off? How fucking stupid would that be?
The person would be such a loser. I'm not a big fan of people
who fight Simon. You make a fool of yourself.
Since I haven't watched this one, I don't think I'll have an
opinion on who gets picked.
Jennifer is an ethnic Julia. I can't tell them apart. Why do
they like their hair like that? She sucks too. But does she
suck more than Julia? Hard to tell. That means she could be
picked. Worst song choice of all time. She really is terrible.
Randy and Paula are just being polite.
Recaps:
Clay - wow. That's interesting. Um...more comical than anything
else. Not a chance in hell.
Candice - can't tell from the recap. Awkward moving? Serious
range, but not confident enough.
Hadas - powerful voice, not comfortable enough up there. Pretty
though, so who knows.
Rebecca - Great voice, obviously, but I'm not a fan.
Ruben - was very sweet, obviously amazing voice, but doesn't
he look constipated when he sings?
Kimberly - great voice, I already talked about her though.
Jennifer - no fucking way. Sorry.
We're going to have to talk about Are You Hot sometime soon.
Could America look any more ridiculous? But I think I'm a bigger
asshole because I'm totally going to watch it.
The show 24 - this whole nuclear bomb about to go off - doesn't
it feel almost too realistic right now with the world climate?
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