Okay, the whole first half of this season depressed me because it was all negative stuff and reminded me of that time in the house when it wasn’t all that happy. This episode begins the happiness. I think Mike is funny when he’s being all crazy in this episode.

I think “Sarah” is fucking crazy for coming on the show and having sex with Mike. I just think it looks kind of slutty to come fuck a castmember on national TV. That’s me. I mean, does this girl get a lot of shit from her family and friends who watch this? I wonder if she was affected at all.

This central part scene is so dumb. Yeah, Central Park is really cool, but how naïve does Mike look right now? Also, how decrepid (sp?) do those polar bears look? Maybe because POLAR BEARS SHOULD NOT BE IN NEW YORK CITY.

Oh yeah, this episode. I am SO happy they aired me and Coral listening in on Rachel’s phone call. It was so funny. She was so kissing his ass. She wasn’t mad at us for listening in, in case you thought we were “being mean” again. She thought it was funny.
This Gabe guy is leading her on. That makes me mad.

The scene on the lower east side where Rachel and I are eating reminds me of all those little trips we used to take to find food. It was fun. I like when she says that I’m her second choice to hang out. Classic Rachel being funny.

Oh, let me clear something up. Coral and I were not being mean to Mike’s friends. His friends asked us what to wear that night, and we were telling them. Coral was NOT being bitchy at all, and the girls didn’t even think so. Coral got along great with those girls.

Oh yeah, this “take your cherry” thing with Mike and Sarah is the grossest thing in the whole world. I laughed really fucking hard though when I saw. Who says that seriously? No game, Mike. But who am I to talk? He got laid and I’m practically revirginized.

Aaahh…Rachel and I talking about being lonely. Okay, she and I are just out of relationships at this point. Well, she broke up with her boyfriend a few months before auditioning. Matt and I broke up right before I moved into the house. Matt and I were also not speaking at all because he did not want to be on the show, understandably. Nonetheless, it left me feeling extremely lonely and…desperate, to a point. It bothered me, being that lonely. I’ve been happy being single before, but this was not really one of those times.

The scene where Coral, Nicole, and I are talking about Mike having sex was when my friend Katie was visiting me from Italy. They didn’t show her. It was the second time she was sitting right next to the scene and she wasn’t shown. The first time was episode one/two when they showed Kevin and I hugging. If you aren’t that bright, let me explain to you what this means. No, Katie wasn’t visiting me for months and months, but those three days she was staying with me was cut and pasted all over the season. That’s editing. Are we learning this yet? That’s all I got for this episode.