Okay, we're getting to the Hamptons. You all happy?

Malik and Jisela talking. From what I heard, Malik and Jisela were pretty much totally into each other. Coral heard them on the phone doing baby talk and all that, "I miss you, I love you," crap. I don't know what they mean by I love you, because they couldn't be in love out of no where, and if they just love each other as friends, then they're making it sound really different than that, you know?

We get the message on our computer from production about the Hamptons. Now, what's so cool, is we get that message the night we return from the Boston trip. We had gone to Morocco, just returned from Boston, and there's a message about a vacation to Hamptons for NO reason. We were fucking psyched.

We were happy about being able to bring a guest, but you know most of us really wanted it to be just the seven of us going away. We were getting along so well and there was only about a week and a half left before we moved out, and we wanted a four day weekend to be us. Whatever, we bring people. I wanted to bring Jason. You remember him? The one that you all think had something going on with Coral but totally didn't even though you won't believe me? Well, him. I didn't invite him for reasons I don't want to get into, so I went with Jacqulyn (sp?), whom you didn't get to learn much about. Jacqulyn goes to BU is has the thickest Boston accent ever. She dresses crazy, and always has glitter on her eyeshadow. She is a bad-ass with a sweet heart and has me in tears from her humor. I still think she should have made the Real World because she would have been the most original and realistic individual the world had ever seen. Sadly, she had a final and couldn't come. I brought Adam, whom I love too.

Back to Malik and Jisela. They played that Lifehouse song over them at the airport which I am not cool with because that was sort of a song that reminded me of someone I was crazy about, and I don't like it being used on other people. Okay, note: They are kissing and hugging more than normal friends do. Also, Jisela came a day or two before everyone else did. I remember coming into the house and seeing Malik and Jisela leaving holding hands. Jisela said, "We're gonna go do some romantic stuff," and then they'd giggle. They're a couple, at least this is what anyone watching or living there would think. They talk about how much they love and think about each other. I mean, what would anyone think? If Jisela was NOT thinking that, then it wasn't clear to Malik and it wasn't obvious to anyone else.

Coral is giving Nicole hell for getting a bikini wax when Nicole is claiming that she isn't planning on wearing a bathing suit. If you don't think that's funny, then there is something wrong with you. I'm enjoying this banter. "Coota-Catta" is what Coral just called it. <laughing>

Okay, I love Malik, he's my boy, but if I hear, "We just love each other so much," I'm going to have to jump back in time and slap him until he knocks out, because this shit is annoying. Oh, they're playing on the bed…not. Happy giggling couples annoy me even when I AM in a happy relationship.

When everybody shows up, the world goes crazy. That night was ridiculously long. I met with Nikki to go over the Tanki song before I record it, and came home to these crazy kids popping open the Tequila bottle.

Before we start drinking, let's talk about Jisela and Blair talking outside. Blair is NOT a deceptive person. What WE who live in the house know and YOU as viewers know is NOT what anyone else knows coming into the place that night. What Blair sees is not what you do. He is not trying to get with Jisela to be a dick to Malik. He's not even trying to get with her, he makes sex jokes all the time, and they're not serious. Also, he is only recently single, so he's a bit more verbal than normal.

Okay, we get wasted. That night couldn't have been longer. The websites were already sprouting with rumors about us, and when I got all wasted, I stumbled to the computer and started reading message boards because it was so exciting. I got in trouble with production, got in a fight with an authority figure, and ended up crying my eyes out. I went into the confessional and cursed out production in a rage that only tequila could create. Jisela pulled me into my bathroom when she saw I was upset and talked to me about how to deal with my anxieties about the upcoming months. Anyway, we go upstairs, drink some more, and then Kevin and I decide that since the crew missed the kiss at Limelight, that we'd go into the confession and kiss for them. The behind the scenes tape shows it much better because you see us trying to kiss and then not being able to because we're laughing too hard. Well, Kevin thought I could be better at kissing and I thought he could be better, so we were instructing each other. Jisela and Blair come in and ask what we're doing, and we explain that we're teaching each other how to kiss. So, Jisela kisses Kevin and agrees with me. Jisela says, "Let's show him what we mean." I saw okay, but that we have to take the tape out first. I didn't know they could record us from the production room, so Jisela and I kiss (thinking that it isn't recorded), and then we all go around kissing to compare styles. Harmless. Get over it.

I didn't feel weird about kissing Jisela in the context of Malik because I didn't count that as cheating being that I'm a straight girl. I thought the rules might be different for straight men and Jisela though, but I was too drunk to think about it at the time. Anyway, no one from my show knew about that except for me and Kevin. Then they showed the clip on a gag reel at the wrap party for all the crew and cast to see it. I was embarrassed. It got a big reaction. Anyway, Jisela and Blair obviously make-out, but they don't have sex. I don't know what to tell you about this though.

Adam was crazy on the bus to the Hamptons and Coral clowned him in such a way that it's still funny to think about. We get to the house, and Coral and I find a room for ourselves. It was obvious that we would room together, but you would never know that because you'd never know we were best friends. The fridge was stocked with food. It was ridiculous. We had to buy our own alcohol, but that was it. The pool was heated. No, not heated like you would think where it would be like 80 degrees, it was over 100 degrees. It was a giant Jacuzzi. Fucking awesome.

See, you all want me to talk about this Jisela thing, but I don't care about it because I wasn't involved with it at all. It's obvious that Malik is getting upset and Jisela is not being as giggly and loving with him as she was before. I don't know what's up there, but it's not cool. I don't know what's up with editing here, but Malik says, "You like to do this and kiss people, and that's cool." Next is a clip of Jisela saying, "Malik is making me feel bad about being who I am." That doesn't match up. I think that Jisela lost interest in Malik and instead of talking to him about it first, she sort of made it seem like nothing had been going on in the first place. I don't know about that. Jisela doesn't want Malik as a boyfriend, and Malik seems to think that they were already together. They want different things, and it makes Malik look like he's a pushover. He's not, he's just really accepting. Again, I didn't know because I was probably in the pool with Coral.