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What is it that I love about coffee so much? I mean, it makes
sense to love really amazing coffee. I had this raspberry
chocolate coffee at my friend Michelle's graduation party
back in high school, and I probably had enough cups to leave
me on the toilet for long enough to read Tale of Two Cities
in a jittery epileptic craze. That's understandable because
it was a fantastic flavored legal stimulate that makes you
seem like an adult for whatever societal explanation that
goes without saying. But what about the shitty coffee that
looks likes swamp puddles and tastes like brown water sprinkled
with cigarette ash? I like the idea of coffee in the morning,
even when my stomach gets more acidic than peroxide, and my
intestines get so pissed that they practically crawl out of
my body just to give me the finger. I don't have coffee all
the time only because I have to be friends with my intestines.
Seriously, you don't want those guys being mad at you for
too long because if they start acting up, no matter if the
coffee was Irish Crème with an International Delight
French Vanilla creamer, you'll regret every sip. Still, there
is something so Paris about a cup of coffee. I feel like every
poem was written by a steaming mug. There is an elegance about
coffee, even when it comes in a rugged style like a stained
cup at an all-night diner with a neon sign that only blinks
the D and N. It serves as a companion in countless songs.
I couldn't even resist including it in Suffocating, and I'm
sure it'll make a cameo in songs to come. I love the relationship
between an individual and his beloved cup of coffee. Its predictability,
its signature of comfort and nonchalance. How many lovers
have been created and destroyed with a full cup by their quivering
hands and sweating palms? It is the beauty of simplicity that
makes itself known in so many forms.
I need a thesaurus. I don't know where that book runs off
to, but I think I've bought three in my life, each time bringing
me a string of words that color in every crevice of a speckled
page. There are so many words that are so vibrant that I forget
about. An entire language spilling over with tickling details,
and we rehash the most obvious adjectives that come to mind.
I remember learning in high school about the power of a good
verb. My verb vocabulary is as thin as a silk slip. I admire
the writers who know how to splash perfume to a sentence that
gives it just that perfect aromatic mix of loveliness and
honesty. Language has a power that only those with the secret
can control, the secret that lies within the rusty pages of
a thesaurus.
Whenever you ask a group of people what super power they
would want if they could choose one, you will never lack a
person who wishes to fly. This has always bothered me because
no one considers the reality of the world around you. They
assume that in having this super power, it will exist in a
world where it will be universally accepted. Truth is, if
you could fly, then you would be the person in the world who
could fly. Yes, I know that statement sounds obvious, but
it isn't because not a person who wishes to fly thinks about
the fact that if you were the only person to fly, your life
would be to serve others. Yes, you would have to be superman
no matter what kind of heart you have. The research doctors
and authors would do on you would be endless. People would
expect you to use your power to help the world at all times,
to save every person who might fall. Everyone would know who
you are and want you to take them flying. People would only
date you because you'd take them flying. The social pressure
would be significant and intolerable. This wasn't supposed
to be what I was going to talk about. What I meant to discuss
was wings.
Most people would prefer to fly in this non-existing accepting
world by just shooting up into the air. I think the human
race would be so much more beautiful if we had wings. I've
ALWAYS wanted wings. I don't know what color, maybe you could
change the color. Well, imagine what the world would be like
if we had wings. Firstly, in this imaginary world of mine,
these wings fold up into your back and then can expand to
enormous angel size that can wrap around your entire body.
They would be thin, but the strongest muscles and durable
bones you have. That's the funniest image to me: you'd have
to keep them in good shape to be a good flyer. Flying would
take just as much energy out of you as running. People would
be flying as exercise. There'd be people in the gym with wing
weights doing flapping reps to get their wings to be as muscular
as possible. The Yoga types would have slim, flexible wings
that could flap in graceful strides. People could fight with
them, blocking punches with their wings. Men would be judged
by their wingspan. Women by the fluffiness of their feathers.
Can you imagine choreography in martial art movies and music
videos? Yes, I would definitely wish for good wings.
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